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Wednesday, December 1, 2021
Possum Nutrition Facts
Serving size: Depends on the possum
Servings per container: Depends on the possum
Amount per serving:Depends on the possum
Calories: Depends on the possum and the barbque sauce used
Total fat: At least three times the U.S. RDA.
Sodium: not too much
Total carbohydrate: Depends on the possum
Protein: Depends on the possum
Hungry? Make your taste buds drool? Depends on the person
- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA
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