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Wednesday, December 1, 2021

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Possum Nutrition Facts

Serving size: Depends on the possum

Servings per container: Depends on the possum

Amount per serving:Depends on the possum

Calories: Depends on the possum and the barbque sauce used

Total fat: At least three times the U.S. RDA.

Sodium: not too much

Total carbohydrate: Depends on the possum

Protein: Depends on the possum

Hungry? Make your taste buds drool? Depends on the person

- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA

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