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Today's Joke About jobsWednesday, May 31, 2023
Fitting GlassesThe proprietor of a successful optical shop was instructing his son on how to charge a customer. "After you have fitted the customer’s glasses," he said, "and he asks you what the charge will be, you say, ’$100.’ Then see if he winces. "If the customer doesn’t wince you say, ’For the frames. The lenses will be another $50.’ "If he still doesn’t wince you say firmly, ’Each.’" Translate this Joke! |