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Thursday, September 21, 2023

The Pain of Childbirth

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.

She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will child birth hurt?"

The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."

"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.

"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."

"Like this?"

"A little more..."

"ike ish?"

"No. A little more..."

"hike ish oowww?"

"Yes. Does that hurt?"

"Ummmha yahhh."

"Now stretch it over your head!"

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