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Today's Joke About marriage

Thursday, March 23, 2023

Rescue Attempt

A man was caught in a flood.

As he sat on the roof of his house, two men came by in a boat to rescue him, but he waved them away shouting, "The Lord will save me."

An hour later another boat came along. Again the man said "The Lord will save me."

Eventually, a helicopter arrived but the man insisted "The Lord will save me."

Unfortunately the man drowned. At the gates of heaven, he asked St. Peter "Why didn't The Lord save me?"

St Peter replied, "for crying out loud, He sent two boats and a helicopter. What more do you want?!"

- contributed by D. Cook

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