Local Pronunciation

A man and his wife were driving through East Texas one day when they came across the city limits sign for Nacogdoches.

The husband said the name and his wife laughed.

"That's not how you pronounce it", she says and proceeds to say it herself. Her husband nearly crashes the car laughing and they start debating how to pronounce the name.

Well the debate soon becomes an argument and coming up to lunch time they pull into a restaurant in town.

As they're settling their bill, the wife says to the cashier, "Excuse me, but would you mind settling an argument between my husband and me? Could you possibly pronounce the name of this place, only please do it very very slowly".

The cashier leans forward and says... "Daaaaaaaaaiiiiiirrrrrrrryyyyyyy Quuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnn."