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Monday, September 26, 2022

Baby Girl

A new mom took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time. She dressed her in pink from head to toe. At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases around her.

At the checkout line a small boy and his mother were ahead of them. The child was crying and begging for some special treat.

Looking at them, the new mother thought, "He wants some candy or gum and his mother won’t let him have any."

Then she heard his mother’s reply.

"No!" the boy’s mother said, looking in her direction. "You may not have a baby sister today. That lady got the last one!"

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