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Today's Joke About pets

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Jesus Would Wait

A busy mother was preparing pancakes for her three sons, ages 7, 5 and 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ’Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’ "

The oldest turned to the youngest and said, "You be Jesus!"

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