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Today's Joke About lawyers
Wednesday, January 19, 2022
Disorder in the Court
These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court". These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: What is your date of birth?
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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