Today's Joke About Wildlife
Sunday, September 26, 2021
Does Your Dog Own You?
You believe every dog is a lap dog.
If you are cold, you put a sweater on your
You have a picture of your dog in your
wallet, but not one of your kids.
You often claim that it was love at first
sight with you and your dog.
You have your dog talk to your friends on
You can't fully enjoy yourself without your
No matter how large your bed is, it is not
large enough for you and your dog(s).
You spend more on clothes and food for
your dog than you do for yourself.
You have no reservations about kissing
your dog on the lips, even when you know
where his lips have been.
You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and
even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You
know their names.
You let the neighbor dog sleep over.
You believe there is no such thing as a
Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
When you need someone to talk to, your
dog is your first choice.
You sit on the floor if the dog got in the
You talk to your dog when you are driving.
He answers. Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.