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Today's Joke About Farm Animals

Saturday, July 5, 2025

Medical or Surgical?

The two young boys were discussing their ailments together in the children’s ward.

"Are you medical or surgical?" asked the first, who had been in the ward for a week.

"I don’t know what you mean," replied the second.

"It’s simple," replied the first. "Were you sick when you came in here? Or did they make you sick when you got here?"

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